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25 Things About Me: Scolar Visari Of Killzone

Written by Podunker:lavron415

1. The name is Scolar Visari, absolute ruler of the fierce Helghast Empire. I lead my people to war with the purpose of annihilating the very existence of humanity.

2. Weakness is not a trait shared by the Helghast, nor is it something I tolerate. My nation and army only live by the Helghast Triad: Duty, Obedience, and Loyalty. Anyone unfit to follow this allegiance will be put to death!

3. I am one of the few that don't wear a gas mask to aid my breathing. Regardless, I command all Helghast to wear them with pride for it symbolizes our superiority and strength over humans.

4. A pet peeve of mine is being interrupted when watching a violent movie. Terminator is my favorite as it depicts a time when humanity face the brink of extinction!

5. I have great interest in the history, politics, and military campaigns of great warlords!

6. My favorite quote is "Do unto others far worse than what others have done to you." I look forward to the day Humanity pays for the long suffering of my people!

7. In my honor, General Joseph Lente would often hold public executions for those unfortunate souls caught playing Halo, which we also refer to as "non-believers."

8. Another pet peeve: I hate having to repeat myself. I consider questioning of any sort a sign of incompetency.

9. The best way to humiliate a Helghast lackey is to have them stand around in public holding the instructional guide, "KillZone for Dummies."

10. To relax my nerves, I listen to classical music composed by the famed Helghanzart and Helghantoven.

11. I rule with terror because fear requires very little convincing and gets things done much quicker!

12. When I'm too occupied managing personal affairs, I have Colonel Radec work on the script of my upcoming speeches. Thanks to my innate eloquence, no one ever doubts that I have written them myself.

13. Despite my fearsome appearance and reputation, you'd be surprised how well I can draw a crowd. After all, you can't mandate without charisma, power, and respect.

14. Every Friday night, I get together with my highest ranking officers to play trivial games based on famous dictators of the past. I was thrilled to learn Hitler's favorite color was the same as mine – pink!

15. In Helghan, AAA stands for 3 nouns: abomination, atrocity, and anathema. All Helghasts must mention these words in this particular order when calling the Visari Hotline to receive free roadside assistance.

16. My favorite drink is fruit punch. It reminds me of blood, yet it's not! Add a little bit of Sprite and you're all set for the night!

17. I just published the next Helghan Times Bestseller, The Madness Begins, a fast read depicting both chaos and order under my reign and how Helghan wouldn't exist without me! Expect it to hit your store shelves this fall.

18. I'm generally well mannered at the dinner table especially when served salted fish. These are a rare delicacy that come directly from polluted lakes and definitely beats having Suljeva Cockroaches all day!

19. My throne room is currently being remodeled to set up a PS3. This way, I can still game and rule over Helghan at the same time.

20. Come to Visari Square this week and tour my Helghan's Wax Museum! I'll be sending General Armin Metrac and Colonel Cobar to personally sign your admission tickets.

21. I have hand picked and domesticated several ATACs (All Terrain Attack Craft) as pets. In Helghan, ATAC are Helghasts' best friend.

22. Playing with fire is fun, but I consider myself more than a pyromaniac. Is there a word for nuke-setters? How about Visnuker?

23. Nothing is more important than our military strength! If I had to choose between food and arms for Helghast, it would be the later!

24. I have just authorized the Helghan Administration to launch a full takeover of Microsoft Inc., on Earth. This means Killzone will be playable on your Xbox 360 and Halo will fall for good!

25. Now then… how do you view Scolar Visari? Perhaps a martyr, a liberator, or maybe even an anarchist? My answer is none, for I am an irrepressible Emperor of Helghan that gave new purpose, pride, and order to my people! Our power is strong and united in form, not even death can compromise our will! HELGHAN WILL FOREVER BELONG TO THE HELGHAST AND WE WILL PREVAIL!

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